One's a hero of Dunkirk, the other a courageous Battle of Britain pilot. And David Cameron has managed to insult them both.
His historical blunder saying that Britain was just a "junior partner" to the US in 1940 during World War Two has enraged war veterans.
Now ex-soldier Bill Lacey and former RAF top gun Bob Foster, both 90, want an apology for the gaffe...like one of "stupid boy" Private Pike's in Dad's Army.
"Considering he went to Eton, he doesn't seem to have learned much about history," said Bill, a rifleman with the Gloucestershire Regiment.
Cameron made his blunder on the second day of his first visit to Washington as PM. Speaking about Britain's "special" relationship with America, he said: "The fact is that we are a very effective partner of the US, but we are the junior partner. We were the junior partner in 1940 when we were fighting the Nazis." In fact, the Americans didn't join the war until 1941, after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.
Bill said: "We never even saw an American soldier until 1943, and we used to taunt them their flag was red, white and blue with a yellow stripe running through it."
Bill fought hand-to-hand with the enemy at Dunkirk in 1940, only to be left behind on the beaches. He survived for four months in occupied France before making his own way back to Britain. "I saw many comrades die," he added. "It's insulting their memory if Mr Cameron calls them 'junior partners'." Wing Commander Bob Foster, then a 20-year-old rookie pilot, flew 50-60 sorties in the Battle of Britain.
"I feel angry not just for myself and my RAF comrades, but for everyone in this country who did their bit," Bob said. "All those in the military and on the Home Front played a vital part, with great determination and courage.
"What would have happened if Britain had not stood alone? Today America would still be the senior partner but in a very different world."
Bob said funds are being raised to build an education centre at the Battle of Britain memorial in Kent. "Perhaps Mr Cameron would like to be our first visitor," he added. "He might learn a thing or two."
Donations to the Battle of Britain Memorial Trust fund for an education centre can be made at
Battle of Britain Memorial, or PO Box 337, West Malling, Kent ME6 9AA.
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